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Goodr Whiskey Shots with Satan - The OG Sunglasses
  • £30.00

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.You read that correctly. We are encouraging you to drink some of that sweet amber liquor with the Prince of Darkness. Don't let Satan's reputation (or love of ironic eternal punishments) scare you away; he just wants to be your running buddy. So go on, throw on these amber and black shades and do some Whiskey Shots with Satan.No slip. No Bounce. All fun.No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.,No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.,No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).,.Made For:Running,.Great For:Biking,Beasting,.Whiskey Shots with Satan Origin Story:When Satan appeared in the middle of a meeting of goodr’s Board of Directors we were all actually quite pleased as it was a nice respite from the awful powerpoint presentation that Rob was droning over. After making brief introductions around the table, the Prince of Darkness got down to brass tacks: he wanted our souls and was willing to give us most anything we wanted in return. Before we could start negotiating, Rob blubbered something about his immortal soul being worth far more than any earthly reward and then tried to run out of the boardroom. Luckily, one of the board members had tied Rob’s shoelaces together (as is tradition), so Rob promptly tripped, hit his head on the side of the boardroom table and then lay mercifully unconscious while the rest of the grown-ups got back to the business at hand.After discussing Lucifer’s proposal amongst ourselves, we decided that a simple exchange of souls for Satanic promises was not very sporting, so we made a counterproposal that we would instead make a bet. Well, when the Devil is down in Georgia he may challenge the yokels sitting on hickory stumps to fiddle contests, but when he’s bargaining with the folks at goodr, he knows the way to our souls is through a few alcoholic beverages.With that in mind, Beelzebub quickly proposed a drinking contest: the 7 members of the goodr board of directors vs. the Father of Lies himself. If the Abaddon won, he would get our souls. If we won, we would get a dinosaur shrunken down to the size of a house cat.Being the courteous hosts, we, of course, allowed the Angel of the Bottomless Pit to choose his drink of choice. We were pleasantly surprised when he produced several bottles of Bulleit Bourbon (10 year); a sophisticated, yet unpretentious choice. With the whiskey selected, all parties shook hands and the contest began. The Adversary would take a shot, and then one of our number would take a shot. And so it proceeded for 4 hours.On his 42nd shot, the Accuser tipped back the whiskey into his gullet and almost immediately placed his hands over his mouth. His cheeks puffed with demonic bile and his eyes began to water. We all held our breath as the Morning Star attempted to swallow his shame. But just as it seemed he might pull it together, another convulsion wracked the body of the Lord of Hell and the vomit spilled onto the floor (and Rob, who was still unconscious).We gave a hearty cheer and exchanged several high fives. The Beast quietly cleaned the vomit from his face and graciously bowed, indicating that we had indeed bested him. Not wanting to be ungracious winners, we declared that we would name our black sunglasses “Whiskey Shots with Satan” as a commemoration of this most epic of contests. We also offered Rob’s soul as a sort of parting gift, which none of us felt particularly bad about because Rob had subjected us to that awful powerpoint. The Dark Lord gracefully accepted our gifts and disappeared in a puff of sulfuric smoke.It had been a hell of a board meeting and we all agreed Pina Coladas were in order.Hail Satan..

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Goodr Flamingos on a Booze Cruise - The OG Sunglasses
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Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.In honour of our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, these beauties are a tribute to his unbelievably pink feathers and shockingly teal eyes. Try these on your next run to be transported to Carl's flamingo yacht, where the piña coladas flow and beautiful flamingos flock like the salmon of Capistrano.NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.,No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.,No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).,.Made For:Running,.Great For:Biking,Beasting,.Flamingos on a Booze Cruise Origin Story:Back in the summer of ’71, the Board of Directors of goodr met in the Cancun office, which was located on one of the many pristine beaches in the area. Halfway through the morning board meeting, we ran out of rum for the Pina Coladas because Rob couldn’t handle the one fucking job we gave him. Unwilling to entertain the idea of a board meeting without Pina Coladas, we decided to call a recess to the meeting while we ventured into town to acquire more rum.Maybe it was the solid pina colada buzz we had going or the fact that we had appointed Rob as the navigator, but at some point, we realized that we had lost the road into town and were now hopelessly lost in the surrounding jungle. After spending 10 minutes roundly criticizing Rob for being a complete f*ck up, an uneasy feeling that we were being watched crept over us. Suddenly, four flamingos appeared out of the brush, their feathers unbelievably pink and eyes a shocking teal. We stood dumbfounded, unsure whether we should make ourselves look big to scare them off or play dead and just hope they went away.The tallest of the four approached us, and with a heavy French accent and a surprisingly deep voice, he introduced himself as Carl, King of the Flamingos. Carl explained that we had wandered far from the town and that it would be dangerous to backtrack through the jungle due to the nocturnal jaguars that roamed there at night. In keeping with their reputation for being the most generous species in the animal kingdom, Carl invited to take all of us back (even Rob) to our office via the river that leads to the ocean. Our transport would be Carl’s extravagant flamingo yacht, which happened to be stocked with all of the Pina Coladas we could desire. Not wanting to insult the King of the Flamingos, we of course accepted and were treated to the greatest booze cruise of our lives. The flamingo booze flowed like water and we partied all night and toasted many times to our generous hosts.Some might claim this story to be a lie or that it was a result of the fact that our pina colada recipe calls for a heavy dose of LSD. But despite these naysayers, we know the truth of that adventure and in commemoration and celebration of the greatest flamingo in history and the booze cruise he took us on, we have created these sunglasses and named them “Flamingos on a Booze Cruise” in Carl’s honour.

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Goodr Going to Valhalla... Witness! - The OG Sunglasses
  • £30.00

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you'll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.,No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.,No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).,.Made For:Running,.Great For:Biking,Beasting,.Going to Valhalla Origin Story:Excerpt from George Miller’s Diary, December 17, 1992This Outback Outhouse was exactly as you would expect it to be, the stench of urinal cakes and meat pie blow outs permeated the air for miles around; but at mile 43 in a trail race across the Tanami Desert in Australia being chased by Koalaroos, you take what you can get.As the door swung open, propelled by some kind of invisible spring-loaded magic, there hung a silver vending machine directly over a lustrous silver throne. I was losing time in the race, but no bother, this machine had to be investigated. After 17 wooden nickels and three swift turns of the glistening silver knob, a spray can with a haiku etched around the top was dispensed. I read aloud the simple poem:Witness Valhalla!True Glory EverlastingSilver Shine, Press HereAnd followed the instruction. As the silver spray burst forth, I was flung into deep space. I flew over the desert as smash-cut images filled the panorama: pregnant goddesses dressed in white — thirsty starving masses begging for water — trucks racing through the desert — electric-guitar-playing blind freaks suspended in front of a vehicle — and I knew, my fourth Mad Max film had to be written.The next thing I know, I awoke in a motel 6 in Kearney, Nebraska, United States, in a haze of silver spray paint, the full screenplay painted on the walls, floor and linens. I never did finish that race (or at least I never picked up my finisher’s medal).

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Goodr The OGs Donkey Goggles Sunglasses 2019 - Orange w- Blue Lens, Orange w- Blue Lens
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Goodr The OGs Donkey Goggles SunglassesBecome the OG of the running world with these classic sunglasses with boosted style and performance features. The frame comes with a stabilised design with a snug and lightweight frame fit plus a coating that helps eliminate slippage even when sweating. The large, glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection that blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating to help eliminate slippage when sweatingSnug and lightweight frame fit to prevent bouncing while runningGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection that blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysClassic shaped sunglassesMade for runningGreat for every day, beasting and bikingBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Goodr The OGs Going to Valhalla Sunglasses 2019 - Grey w- Chrome Lens, Grey w- Chrome Lens
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Goodr The OGs Going to Valhalla SunglassesCombining classic style with modern sports technology, Goodr’s The OGs Going to Valhalla Sunglasses are great for running, beasting, biking and for your active lifestyle to its full extent.The sunglasses are stabilised with an anti-slip interior grip and a snug, lightweight fit that keeps the glasses in position.The pair of lenses are polarised to maximise glare reduction for a restful vision experience. The lenses also provide UV400 protection which blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB light radiation.FeaturesAnti-slip gripSnug and lightweight fit for stabilisationGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVBSuitable for running, beasting and bikingBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Goodr OG's Insomniacs Cataracts Sunglasses - Black w- Blue Lens, Black w- Blue Lens
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Goodr OG’s Insomniacs Cataracts SunglassesWith a casual feeling frame and high-performance lenses, the Goodr OG’s Insomniacs Cataracts Sunglasses are a fantastic go to for the urban cyclists.The lenses offer a large, open field of vision which is optimised with glare-reduction and polarisation. Protecting your vision, the lenses also come with a UV400 filter which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.The stylish, lifestyle looking frame minimises bounce with a lightweight, snug fit that provides a long-lasting comfortable fit. Helping to stabilise the glasses, the frame is coated in a special non-slip coating which holds the sunglasses in position against sweat and all other forms of moisture.  FeaturesMade for running, cycling, beasting and everyday wearSpecial grip coating prevents slippageSnug and lightweight frame fitGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVBBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Goodr OG's Reginald The Unicorn Sunglasses - Purple w- Purple-Teal Lens, Purple w- Purple-Teal Lens
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Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn SunglassesThe Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn Sunglasses deliver a classic look with enhanced levels of style and performance that makes them the perfect choice for runners and for everyday wear.The sunglasses’ frame is engineered with a special grip coating that stops the glasses from moving around especially when you’re sweating. Additionally, to prevent bounce the frame comes with a lightweight, tight fit that is comfortable and snug on your head.The lenses offer the ultimate in protection and ensure an optimised vision experience. The lenses have a glare reducing and polarized layer for a more restful and enhanced vision. Meanwhile, the lenses also provide UV400 protection which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays. Keeping your vision clear the top layer of the lenses is scratch resistant and shatter proof.FeaturesSpecial grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweatingSnug fit to prevent bounceLightweightGlare reducing, polarized lensesUV400 protection blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysScratch resistant and shatter proof layerBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Goodr OG's Reginald The Unicorn Sunglasses - Blue w- Blue Lens, Blue w- Blue Lens
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Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn SunglassesFinding a good, reliable pair of sunglasses can be challenging, almost as challenging as finding a unicorn… so look no further with the Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn Sunglasses.Perfectly balanced the sunglasses are designed to be snug fitting and lightweight to avoid bounce as you run and move around. For additional stabilisation the frame is also coated in a special grip treatment that will keep the sunglasses in position against sweat, rain and any other moisture you come into contact with.The lenses optimise your vision with glare-reducing, polarised filters. Also, shielding your vision the lenses come with UV400 protection which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.FeaturesDesigned for runnersAlso, a great option for everyday life and urban cyclingFrame comes with a special grip coating for enhanced stabilisationSnug and lightweight frame that prevents bouncing while you runGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Tifosi Eyewear Swick Single Lens Sunglasses
  • £30.00

Swick is an exciting, sporty fashion style, suitable for active, everyday use, with a lightweight frame, and a choice of standard or glare-eliminating polarised lenses.Swick is based on the same family technologies found on the Swank - durable Grilamid TR-90 frame, scratch-resistant polycarbonate lenses, hydrophilic rubber nosepiece, integrated cam-lock hinge -  with a textured Glide surface treatment on the arms,  but has a larger, squarer lens shape compared to the Swank, and a pronounced 6 base curve for closer coverage to the face.Swick glasses include a microfibre cleaning pouch and presentation box.Grilamid TR-90 frame is lightweight and durable for all day comfort.,Hydrophilic rubber nose pieces provide a no-slip grip, so the more you perspire, the more they grip.,Polycarbonate lenses are shatterproof, scratch-resistant and optically decentered for optimum clarity.,An integrated cam-lock hinge creates a sleek and streamlined design.,Tifosi Glide is a special rubberised finish on the arms, allowing them to slide on fast and provide a snug, anti-bounce fit for all activities.,Fits M-XL face size,26 grams,100% protection from harmful UVA/UVB rays.

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Goodr Circle G Ramble at Circle Bar Sunglasses 2022 - Black, Black
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Goodr Circle G Ramble at Circle Bar SunglassesThe Goodr Circle G Ramble at Circle Bar Sunglasses are designed to look good and fit comfortably whether you’re cycling, running, or just walking around town.The Goodr Circle G sport sunglasses deliver a no bounce, no slip design with a non-slip, non-bounce frame that ensures a snug, comfortable, and lightweight fit, with a special grip coating. Meanwhile, the glare-reducing, polarised lenses protect your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreSpecial grip coating on frameBounce free designSnug fit, lightweight, comfortable frameGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Goodr OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses 2022 - Black, Black
  • £30.00

Goodr OGs Professional Respawner SunglassesThe classic Goodr sunglasses, the Goodr OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses deliver a classic shape with new levels of style and performance.No slip, no bounce, and polarised, the Goodr OGs are great all-rounders. The lightweight, snug-fitting, comfortable frame is kept in place with a special grip coating. Meanwhile, the glare-reducing, polarised lenses protect your vision, blocking out harmful UVA and UVB rays, with UV400 protection.FeaturesGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreFrame treated with special grip coatingNo-bounce designLightweight, snug fitting, comfortable frameGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.

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Goodr The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses Sunglasses
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No Slip The Goodr The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses promise ‘No Slip’ with a special grip coating on the frame to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce Featuring a snug, lightweight, comfortable fit, the Goodr The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses’ frame is designed to prevent bounce when you’re running. Polarised Goodr’s The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Leopards Goodr claim that no one wearing their running glasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (that they know of). Behind the Name - Professional Respawner Goodr created the The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses celebrate the great video game respawn.  

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