LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS This is Ares. He has like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS "You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.Sincerely Demeter. Yes I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows the best jokes are the ones you have to explain. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses it's so cute.3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Who is the god of flamingos shrimp and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous colorful stone-inspired sunnies. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Features 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we're pretty sure.) 3. ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
RADICAL REFERENCES! Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race! BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL. No your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. 'RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!' Okay that's enough pampering. Boundaries. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
When it s time to drop the hammer and crush some climbs, Peak is mountain biking s speed demon. A tyre that excels in every department, weight, rolling efficiency, durability, traction, and ease of use. Just as likely to be seen conquering long alpine climbs as it is taming the inevitable decent that follows.A tyre that excels in every department, weight, rolling efficiency, durability, traction, and ease of useRound profile, closely spaced tread, and supple casing contribute to Peak s low rolling resistanceMulti-dimensional Dynamic:A/T compoundAll the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention propertiesMulti-compound material layer is added to our tyre casings allowing for improved air retentionFiner thread 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durabilityPLEASE NOTE: Despite one of the images showing this tyre to have a wire bead, this is not the case and it does have a folding bead.Climb higher, descend faster, explore further - When your sense of adventure and wanderlust get the better of you, we present you with the Peak. Beyond the chairlifts, paved roads and everyday life, there s a world only accessible via your own power and determination and limited only by your equipment. The Peak maximises your efforts in your search of the unknown, and places you on top of the podium when facing down the competition.For peak performance - A round profile, closely spaced tread, and supple casing contribute to Peak s low rolling resistance, while ample traction and braking performance are delivered thanks to siping on every knob and its multi-dimensional Dynamic:A/T compound. Optimized for XC competition.Construction - Tubeless Ready - Goodyear Bicycle Tyres proprietary design that features all the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention properties. A Multi-compound material layer is added to our tyre casings allowing for improved air retention, while providing additional puncture and cut protection with minimal weight increase. Our unique design means more sealant remains after installation, ready for the moment you need it.Compound - Dynamic R/T - Rugged-Terrain compound is specifically formulated to balance grip, wear, and efficiency.Protection - 60tpi - Utilizing a balanced, robust casing, our 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durability.
When it s time to drop the hammer and crush some climbs, Peak is mountain biking s speed demon. A tyre that excels in every department, weight, rolling efficiency, durability, traction, and ease of use. Just as likely to be seen conquering long alpine climbs as it is taming the inevitable decent that follows.A tyre that excels in every department, weight, rolling efficiency, durability, traction, and ease of useRound profile, closely spaced tread, and supple casing contribute to Peak s low rolling resistanceMulti-dimensional Dynamic:A/T compoundAll the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention propertiesMulti-compound material layer is added to our tyre casings allowing for improved air retentionFiner thread 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durabilityPLEASE NOTE: Despite one of the images showing this tyre to have a wire bead, this is not the case and it does have a folding bead.Climb higher, descend faster, explore further - When your sense of adventure and wanderlust get the better of you, we present you with the Peak. Beyond the chairlifts, paved roads and everyday life, there s a world only accessible via your own power and determination and limited only by your equipment. The Peak maximises your efforts in your search of the unknown, and places you on top of the podium when facing down the competition.For peak performance - A round profile, closely spaced tread, and supple casing contribute to Peak s low rolling resistance, while ample traction and braking performance are delivered thanks to siping on every knob and its multi-dimensional Dynamic:A/T compound. Optimized for XC competition.Construction - Tubeless Ready - Goodyear Bicycle Tyres proprietary design that features all the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention properties. A Multi-compound material layer is added to our tyre casings allowing for improved air retention, while providing additional puncture and cut protection with minimal weight increase. Our unique design means more sealant remains after installation, ready for the moment you need it.Compound - Dynamic R/T - Rugged-Terrain compound is specifically formulated to balance grip, wear, and efficiency.Protection - 60tpi - Utilizing a balanced, robust casing, our 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durability.
When it s time to drop the hammer and crush some climbs, Peak is mountain biking s speed demon. A tyre that excels in every department, weight, rolling efficiency, durability, traction, and ease of use. Just as likely to be seen conquering long alpine climbs as it is taming the inevitable decent that follows.A tyre that excels in every department, weight, rolling efficiency, durability, traction, and ease of useRound profile, closely spaced tread, and supple casing contribute to Peak s low rolling resistanceMulti-dimensional Dynamic:A/T compoundAll the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention propertiesMulti-compound material layer is added to our tyre casings allowing for improved air retentionFiner thread 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durabilityPLEASE NOTE: Despite one of the images showing this tyre to have a wire bead, this is not the case and it does have a folding bead.Climb higher, descend faster, explore further - When your sense of adventure and wanderlust get the better of you, we present you with the Peak. Beyond the chairlifts, paved roads and everyday life, there s a world only accessible via your own power and determination and limited only by your equipment. The Peak maximises your efforts in your search of the unknown, and places you on top of the podium when facing down the competition.For peak performance - A round profile, closely spaced tread, and supple casing contribute to Peak s low rolling resistance, while ample traction and braking performance are delivered thanks to siping on every knob and its multi-dimensional Dynamic:A/T compound. Optimized for XC competition.Construction - Tubeless Ready - Goodyear Bicycle Tyres proprietary design that features all the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention properties. A Multi-compound material layer is added to our tyre casings allowing for improved air retention, while providing additional puncture and cut protection with minimal weight increase. Our unique design means more sealant remains after installation, ready for the moment you need it.Compound - Dynamic R/T - Rugged-Terrain compound is specifically formulated to balance grip, wear, and efficiency.Protection - 60tpi - Utilizing a balanced, robust casing, our 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durability.
The Goodyear Escape is a capable trail tyre available in a wide range of sizes for any region. The Escape offers versatile off-road performance in all conditions. The slightly more well-behaved member of our family of gravity fed tyres, but still gets rowdy when in the mood.Versatile off-road performance in all conditionsWidely spaced and carefully siped square knobs generate edge-to-edge gripSophisticated rubber compounds ensure traction across a broad range of terrainMulti-compound material layer is added to the tyre casing allowing for improved air retention60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durabilityDurable Mono fabric tyre sidewall, where cut and abrasion are paramountPLEASE NOTE: Despite one of the images showing this tyre to have a wire bead, this is not the case and it does have a folding bead.Speed, traction, smiles - If there s one thing you can t measure or quantify, it s fun factor. We came up with a tyre whose sole purpose is to keep the grin on your face while attacking those fast flowy singletracks and steep techy descents.Make your escape - Widely spaced and carefully-siped square knobs generate edge-to-edge grip, sophisticated rubber compounds ensure traction across a broad range of terrain and durable casings offer security wherever the trail may lead. Leave the everyday behind, Escape the mundane.Construction - Tubeless Ready - Goodyear Bicycle Tyres proprietary design that features all the benefits of a Tubeless Ready (TLR) tyre with additional air retention properties. A multi-compound material layer is added to our tire casings allowing for improved air retention, while providing additional puncture and cut protection with minimal weight increase. Our unique design means more sealant remains after installation, ready for the moment you need it.Compound - Dynamic R/T - Rugged-Terrain compound is specifically formulated to balance grip, wear, and efficiency.Protection - 60tpi - Utilizing a balanced, robust casing, our 60 tpi construction combines exceptional ride quality with outstanding durability.