OHHH 90s ROM COMS Whatever the topic golf a bicoastal email-based romance a sinking ship they don’t make ‘em like they used to. Whilst they occasionally skirt the outdated humour line (wait . . . was that sexist?) they make up for it in inspirational goosebump-filled moments for our heroes. These wood-grain framed and brown-lensed BFGs are perfect for your Tin Cup moment. So go ahead. Just knock it on Roy! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS
INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL. No your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. 'RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!' Okay that's enough pampering. Boundaries. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
INTRODUCING NEW BFG SQUAWKING ON SUNSHINE. ...inspired by party legend himself Carl the Flamingo. 'Squawk Squawk Mutha Flockas!!!' We've heard that's the tip-off at Carl's secret gatherings that it's time to put your keys in the bowl. We asked Carl if that was so people didn't drink and drive and he just responded 'If you know you know.' So we didn't put our keys in the bowl because we were just drinking root beer. Then everyone kinda disappeared and we were left playing Twister by ourselves. Some party!!! Anyhow we were totes Squawking on Sunshine having the snacks and stereo all to ourselves. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
No Slip The Goodr Circle G Freshly Baked Man Buns Sunglasses are engineered with a special grip coating that helps to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce Snug and lightweight, the Goodr Circle G Freshly Baked Man Buns Sunglasses ensure a comfortable fit that’s designed to prevent bouncing when running or crushing any workout. Polarised Built with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection, the lenses shield your vision blocking harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name – Freshly Baked Man Buns Sunglasses The Goodr Circle G Freshly Baked Man Buns Sunglasses pay homage to the man bun, Goodr say: “Having grown out your hair since the 8th grade, securing it in a knot each day out of necessity, brushing it daily 100 times with a boar bristle brush to disperse the natural oils. Only to awake, one morning, to learn your lifelong identity has been deemed a “man bun.” An indelicate phrase for your painstaking care, especially when most of the folks getting the moniker haven’t even made it to shoulder length. Psshhhh. That's the sound of your freshly baked man bun. Deflating.”
Goodr Circle G Freshly Baked Man Buns SunglassesThe Goodr Circle G Freshly Baked Man Buns Sunglasses are designed to look good and fit comfortably whether you’re cycling, running, or just walking around town.The Goodr Circle G sport sunglasses deliver a no bounce, no slip design with a non-slip, non-bounce frame that ensures a snug, comfortable, and lightweight fit, with a special grip coating. Meanwhile, the glare-reducing, polarised lenses protect your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreSpecial grip coating on frameBounce free designSnug fit, lightweight, comfortable frameGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
No Slip The Goodr Circle G Midnight Ramble at Circle Bar Sunglasses are engineered with a special grip coating that helps to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce Snug and lightweight, the Goodr Circle G Midnight Ramble at Circle Bar Sunglasses ensure a comfortable fit that’s designed to prevent bouncing when running or crushing any workout. Polarised Built with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection, the lenses shield your vision blocking harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name – Midnight Ramble at Circle Bar Goodr say: “WE'RE LETTING YOU IN ON A SECRET. There is a place in Santa Monica where the fireball flows like beer and beautiful people instinctively flock like the celebrities of Calabasas. More oval than circle. More dance club than bar. It is a place we call home until they send us home. It is open daily 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. It is: Circle Bar. Est. 1949.”
Goodr Circle G Ramble at Circle Bar SunglassesThe Goodr Circle G Ramble at Circle Bar Sunglasses are designed to look good and fit comfortably whether you’re cycling, running, or just walking around town.The Goodr Circle G sport sunglasses deliver a no bounce, no slip design with a non-slip, non-bounce frame that ensures a snug, comfortable, and lightweight fit, with a special grip coating. Meanwhile, the glare-reducing, polarised lenses protect your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreSpecial grip coating on frameBounce free designSnug fit, lightweight, comfortable frameGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena goddess of warfare wisdom and handicraft. (Oooh triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex but ok.) Hey it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR: Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins birdies flamingos and finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside. Which is pretty flocking cool. (So cool you can use the phrase 'pretty flocking cool' and people think it's cool.) OUR FIRST CIRCLE GS WITH FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping only to find out at the end of the night he died which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck girl. Specifications Gradient Dark Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.